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What if it was Sarah who made Hillary’s trip?

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Let’s have some fun. Imagine if Sarah Palin was Secretary of State, and she is in Hillary’s place on her trip to Europe. She is at a conference in Brussels, and during her speech, she comments as Hillary did – “Clinton told young Europeans at the European Parliament that global economic turmoil provided a fresh opening. “Never waste a good crisis … Don’t waste it when it can have a very positive impact on climate change and energy security.”

Now I wonder…how would the media respond to that comment, if it was Sarah who gave it? I mean admitting that she would use a “crisis” as an advantage, instead of getting people on board with an intelligent plan. (Of course her boss is doing that now). Never waste a good crisis, Clinton says on climate

As Sarah is answering questions, she responds as Hillary – “when she answered questions in front of 500 young Europeans at the European Parliament, where she was the highest-ranking U.S. visitor since the late U.S. President Ronald Reagan in 1985.

A veteran politician, Clinton compared the complex European political environment to that of the two-party U.S. system, before adding:

“I have never understood multiparty democracy.

“It is hard enough with two parties to come to any resolution, and I say this very respectfully, because I feel the same way about our own democracy, which has been around a lot longer than European democracy.”

The remark provoked much headshaking in the parliament of a bloc that likes to trace back its democratic tradition thousands of years to the days of classical Greece.

One working lunch later with EU leaders, Clinton raised more eyebrows when she referred to EU foreign policy chief Javier Solana, who stood beside her, as “High Representative Solano.”

She also dubbed European Commission External Relations Commissioner Benita Ferrero-Waldner as “Benito.”

Hillary represents the most powerful democracy in the world, and yet she is totally unaware of the history of democracy! (That is pretty telling in itself, isn’t it?). But then to admit that she doesn’t understand Europe’s multi-party system – you’re the Secretary of State! I know Hillary is supposed to be really smart and all, but how would folks respond if it was Sarah who admitted this ignorance? Remember Katie Couric?

And then call poor Benita – Bonito: does she look like Mussolini to you?
Tongue-tied Clinton gets warm EU welcome

The President has just been embarrassed by Russian leadership, by not only exposing a secret letter sent by Obama, but disregarding it entirely. It would be up to Sarah not only represent the United States with dignity, but follow this slight with competence and professionalism.

She wants to start off the meeting with a gift as did Hillary – “Note to self: When trying to improve ties with a former Cold War-era foe, check a dictionary.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton learned that lesson the hard way Friday when she presented Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov with a gift bearing an incorrect translation — one that implied hostility, rather than peacemaking.

Clinton presented Lavrov with a gift-wrapped red button, which said “Reset” in English and “Peregruzka” in Russian. The problem was, “peregruzka” doesn’t mean reset. It means overcharged, or overloaded.

And Lavrov called her out on it.

“We worked hard to get the right Russian word. Do you think we got it?” Clinton asked Lavrov.

“You got it wrong,” Lavrov said. “This says ‘peregruzka,’ which means overcharged.”

Again, I know that Hillary is supposed to be really smart and all, and is supposed to have all this experience that she could be president: but can’t she get one word right? She is representing the United States of America – not the PTA!

May I ask – does it have to be Russia? Again I ask: of all countries, does it have to be Russia?

And what about the gift itself? It looks like something made in a middle school shop class – even a memento from the Elvis museum would have been better.

I am sitting back and wondering: how would this blunder appear if it was Sarah? What would the network media, cable media, left-wing blogoshere, late night guys and liberal funny people do
with all this information? I can assure you they wouldn’t be spending all this time on Rush Limbaugh.

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PETA and the K.K.K! (featuring Tom Cruise) – Steven Crowder

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Mr Letterman: Obama hitting his head is funny!

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Well, it not just you. It’s all of those late night guys and the liberal funny people. I just don’t get it. Everybody in America knows that if it was Bush who hit his head, or walking up to a window instead of a door, it would be funny fodder for years, that’s right – funny fodder.

Mr. President, “Duck!” I know, not Freeman too!

Look, I am not a comedian, but I do know that this is “the stuff dreams are made of,” for even liberal funny people.

Come on, this picture is funny! Krissy came by and was reminded of the saying, “If God closes the door, He opens a window…well, I guess not”

What about Obama calling the capitol of Canada, Iowa? Well, I guess Iowa does sound like Ottawa.

I am sorry Mr. President, but America did not invent the car! My, my, my – what will the Germans think?

Politico has reported that, “President Barack Obama doesn’t go anywhere without his TelePrompter. The textbook-sized panes of glass holding the president’s prepared remarks follow him wherever he speaks.” This is a good thing.

Well, I’ll leave this picture alone…no, really, I mean it…see me, I am walking away…

The purpose of this blog is not to ridicule: we get enough of that from the Left. Just look at their little plot against Rush Limbaugh. They have a hard time debating ideas – so ridicule is the next best thing.

The purpose of this blog?

1) The hypocrisy and double standard of the Left. If it was George Bush in the pictures above, or the gaffs mentioned, it would be everywhere. The Late Night Guys and the liberal funny people would run with this material – for who knows how long.

Let me ask you a question: does the above material indicate that Obama is mentally challenged?

2) Humor is a great leveler of mankind. It humbles us as we learn to laugh at ourselves.

3) It’s a great medicine for the messiah complex!

Let’s relax – it’s OK to laugh at Obama.

Check out – Late Night Wimps Still Won’t Mock Obama by Tim Slagle at Big Hollywood, as he reviews the late night and other liberal funny people.

More fun with Barack!

Let’s see, other name for enemy combatants. Maybe “terrorist challenged?”Obama to re-brand “enemy combatants” By Michelle Malkin

Can you imagine if George Bush said that he would talk to the moderates of the Taliban? Analysts to Obama: There are no Taliban “moderates,” you nitwit

Is someone protesting too much! Obama actually called the NYT back to make sure they knew that he was not a socialist! I am not a socialist! Obama makes Oval Office call to reporters – Washington Times

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NewsBusted! 2/27/09

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Starbucks and Speeding Tickets and Stimulus by Alfonzo Rachel

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SUCKY HEALTHCARE! Socialism, ahoy! Steven Crowder

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